SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away…

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of Democracy….

The RoxxCast ep.38- Santa’s Beard

As we all rejoice in the Giftmas Holiday, We play some punk rock, Tattoo News of the week, and a special Dirty treat for ya!

Fear - Fuck Christmas

Sex Pistols - Punk Rock Christmas

Clarence Carter - Back Door Santa

Tim”Ripper”Owens - Santa is Coming to Town

Dirty Knockers - Shook

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It’s a long one this week with Hans Galore, Armageddon in the works? Great rock by forgotten bands, Tattoo news of the week, and Slipknot tales from the Nightrocker.

The Riverboat Gamblers - A Choppy yet sincere apology

The Make-Up - At the Tone, the time will be

Nightrocker

The Eyeliners - Six Years

Therapy?- Denim Demon - Gimmie back my brain

Lozen

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The RoxxCast

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The RoxxCast ep.36 - Crazy Stan

Back from the Dam! Some Punk Rock for you from shit i missed. Travel Fun and the Tattoo News of the week.

The SuperSucker - I’m a Genious

The Bellrays - Psychotic Hate Man

The KlingOnz - Man Hunt

G.B.H. - Give me Fire

V.A - Where is Jah?

The Casulties - Sytem Failed us Again

SHOW LINKS -

The RoxxCast

Chris Roxx Blog

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SuperNova Tattoo

Pirate Cat Radio

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Man I hate waiting, should have left two days ago!! Just one long night to go then off to Amsterdam!, Direct Flight oh yea! Still have to go to the grocery store, get the dogs to the sitter and stay up all night, fun! i will be doing some recording while there so look for it in the RoxxCast, and probaly 1000 pics. Till the dam….

The RoxxCast ep.35 - About to be Damned.


Last show before we head off to the dam, Amsterdam that is! A couple of musical treats for you , shortest tattoo news ever, and congrats to the Last Vegas!


From Norwiegian Tv. Erection

The Last Vegas - All the Way

Blaqart radio podcast

Heroine - Liars shorthand

Armitage Shanks - Dutch Courage

The Delta 72 - Sattelite

The Heroines - Bastards Never Die

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The RoxxCast

Chris Roxx Blog

RoxxCast Myspace

SuperNova Tattoo

Pirate Cat Radio

Donny Paychecks Underground

ASS of Rock
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From the reality show Den store reisen (The Big Journey) on NRK, in which some Norwegian families are shipped off to the jungles of Indonesia to live with primitive Mentawai tribe. In this episode a li’l CULTURAL EXCHANGE…

from MotorGoodhead